The Show Must Go On

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Can be your hero babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Clean up on Aisle GOFUCKYOURSELF

Get home Friday night at around 8pm after staying at school all day with classes, work and Buddy Up. Get told from roommate that my roommate #4 had invited a ton of people to party at our place at 9pm. 

Rewind a few days back, all roommates and myself lounging in living room eating dinner. We talk about some simple party rules:

  1. Family over parties
  2. If inviting people over, advise everyone way ahead of time.

Go back to Friday night. I do not get to relax and sleep until 11pm due to loud noises coming from downstairs. 

Saturday morning, wake up and go downstairs to make breakfast. I see a fuckload of a mess all over the entire floor. I see roommates and tell them those who participated need to clean up this mess. Roommate #3 complains that “Did Roommate #4 really just leave that mess?!” I get confused and ask what did she mean. 

Turns out Roommate #4 left to go home to her parents all weekend and didn’t bother cleaning up her shit before she left. I was not going to clean up that mess until Roommate #3 started cleaning up because she also joined the night before and I then had to help.

Roommate #4 you’re a fucking shitbag and grow the fuck up.

There’s a difference between telling me I’m an adult and I can go get food myself & actually having a car to go to the nearest grocery store so the damn food won’t spoil or mess up on the way back. It’s called helping out the house idiot.

Heroes

To the person who thought it would be a smart idea to cancel the series: Get The Fuck Out

what the fuck yo?

what the fuck yo?

(via pazmino)

Just a little bit left to go.

And I’m out of here.

Promises

It’s pretty annoying when someone you’re trying to reestablish a friendship with promises you on something that’s kind of important but bails you out on another dude. Gee, thanks.

Adventure Time

Such a godawful show for kids. If you’re tripping on acid then it’s perfect for you.

This Groove app is pretty sick, some Jimmy Eat World with Manchester Orchestra makes a good playlist.

death-by-lulz:

overland-frost:
JESUD CHIRST I ACTIALLY FEL OT FO YM CHAIR

death-by-lulz:

overland-frost:

JESUD CHIRST I ACTIALLY FEL OT FO YM CHAIR

(Source: purpleteaandhonor)